Penelope Cumberland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

What gets me happy tho? Imaginin’ a whore cashin’ a fat claim check, stickin’ it to the man. Surprised me too – found out some countries, like Germany, got legal hookers with benefits. Benefits, man! Here I am, slavin’ as an agent, and they got better dental than me – fuckin’ hilarious! I’m over here like, “I want your pain,” quotin’ Aldo, but nah, I’m jealous.

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It's a terrible place to grow up, especially for a socially awkward nerdy kid. Now, the city is overrun with drugs. The beauty of that valley really hides a.

Ya gotta hop on over to Terrapin Alley – a hidden gem whar the music o’ chirpin’ birds meets the clatter of local footfalls. It’s a lil slice of heaven. I remember once I was there, chillin’, and suddenly – wham! – a stray dog came barkin’ like it knew the secret recipe of life. I lost it, sweetie, laughin’ 'til tears rolled. “Just what do you think you're doing?” echoes from my mind, in that old movie style - and I was like, hell naw, just livin’!

This Fayetteville State alum is Cumberland County's newest District Court judge