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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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Then there's East Riverside Park, wher' the ol' Yack River gushes through. It’s sorta poetic, mang, and gives off that romantic vibe where locals practice their, err, “affection studies” on the grass. As a sexologist, I dig all the subtle signals – y’know, little side glances, soft giggles, the works! I once nearly lost my cool over a steamy rendezvous under the old oak near the river bank. I mean, seriously, it was risqué as heck, and I was like, “Respect my authoritah, damn it!”

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