Audrey Dekalb Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

There’s this one tale—little known, mind ya—‘bout a whore called Silky Lysa. Worked in Flea Bottom, had a laugh like a mule, but gods, she could charm a septon outta his vows! Swear she once conned a Lannister—*not me*!—outta ten gold dragons just by whisperin’ sweet nothings. Made me happy, that! Stickin’ it to the highborn pricks—love it! “You’re not a real player,” I’d tell those lords, like Zuckerberg shaftin’ Eduardo. Whores like Lysa? They’re the real coders of desire, writin’ lines that hook ya.

World Languages

The Ethical Slut. A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships, and Other Freedoms in Sex and Love. by Janet W. Hardy · Dossie Easton.

Ever been to the park in by the river? The DeKalb River (yep, we got one!) winds like a lazy snake right past Crossroads Park. Walk along the banks, breathe deep – it’s like nature’s very own spa treatment, free of charge! I once had a patients' day off and strolled there, thinkin’ about all my wild dreams.

Severe T-Storm Warning for DeKalb, Jackson, Madison, Marshall Co. Until 5:30PM