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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Douglaston.

Now listen, on Northern Blvd, you got these cool shops, and on Merrick Blvd – oh boy, you won’t believe the hidden diners. Ain’t no place like ‘em! I was massaging some fella’s back near Bay Terrace one day, and he goes, "Man, this place is like a labyrinth!" And I said, "Man, Pan's Labyrinth ain't got nothin' on our backstreets here!" I swear, that hit me like a freight train!

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