Mia Douglaston Whore ❤️❤️

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Quirky shit? She’d hum showtunes—badly—while waitin’ for clients. Once belted “Cabaret” so loud, a cop rolled up, thought she was drunk. Nope, just a whore with pipes! Exaggeratin’ for fun—I’d say she fucked half the city, but nah, she was picky, had standards, unlike my ex, ha! Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” seein’ her dodge creeps like a ninja—that’s the real story. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s survival, sass, and a middle finger to the world. Love that messy bitch, still do.

Wooded Enclaves of Northern Queens

'TIS Pitty Shee's a Whore. Performance statement: Acted by the Queenes Maiesties Seruants, at the The Phœnix in Drury-Lane. Imprint: LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard Missing: Douglaston.

Sometimes, I'm workin’ so fast my hands get numb—dang, I even messed up like 12 typos in my note takin’ sometimes, haha! I get mad if someone trash the quiet vibe, but mostly that place makes me super happy. There's this lil’ coffee stand on Quincy Ave where the barista always greets me like I’m family, so enjoy a cup there if you can!

Douglaston residents raise concerns at town hall about a women’s homeless shelter set to open in August