Layla Douglaston Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout this bird – Whore! She’s a right cracker, yeah? Works down the local, slingin’ pints, got them punters eatin’ outta her hand. I’m sat there, thinkin’, “She’s the ultimate team player, innit?” Like in *Only Lovers Left Alive*, that moody vibe, “You’re my wilderness” – she’s got that wild edge, untamed, proper chaos in a tight skirt. Saw her last week, hair all over, lipstick smudged, and I’m like, “Bloody hell, she’s a rockstar!” Reckon she’s slept with half the pub – no judgement, mind, she’s just livin’ her truth, yeah?

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

Douglaston is a small town in New York city, in Queens. It includes Douglaston Manor, a collection of houses, one public Elementary School, a park, a "Yacht" Club, and a dock. .

It ain’t perfect every single day. Some days, rain ruins my vibe, messin’ up the street art on Bay Terrace and stirrin' up all sorts of cray-cray feelings. But even then, its gritty charm makes me go “Git-R-Done!” and keep on pushin’ through.

In Douglaston, Queens, Parks and Waterfront (Published 2015)