Ellie Dyer Find A Prostitute ❤️

About San Jose

So, find a prostitute ain’t just walkin’ up and done. Nah, it’s a QUEST! You gotta dodge the creeps, the fakes—YOU SHALL NOT PASS, I bellow at some sketchy dude tryna scam me. Reminds me of that time Wes Anderson’s colors popped—pink hotels, purple suits—but here it’s grimy alleys, fishnets, and smoke. Did ya know, back in Victorian days, they called ‘em “ladies of the night”? Fancy, huh? Now it’s all “yo, how much?”—times change, man.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Now, the neighborhoods vary. The near downtown area, “Old Dyer,” got quirky cafes like Beans & Dreams, and street art on Walls Street that’ll mess with your head (in a good way, eh?). Ya got your hipster vibe in the Arts District on Artis Blvd. But oh man, sometimes traffic there can make ya mad – I shout “D’oh!” every time I get snared in rush hour!

El Paso police investigate large crime scene at Northeast retail center on Dyer Street