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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

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Now, lemme spill some tea: Westhill neighborhood is quirky! Tight-knit squads, wild parties—you’d think it’s a movie set sometimes. I once had a massage session with a couple who bragged about runnin’ a secret book club on Elm Street—no kidding, hun! And oh, the small, hidden gem, Cherry Park, is my fav spot. I sometimes sneak off there to enjoy a sneaky deep breath and recall why I love this town—even if I get mad about a noisy truck or two comin' through too damn early.

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