Jade Edmonds Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Oh, typos comin’ – soryy, ribbit! Frickin’ flippers slip. Brotel life’s gritty, messy, real. Pisses me off – power games, broken dreams. But happy? When Belle built her empire – badass! Hi-ho, gotta laugh or ya cry! “Act like a star!” they said in the movie. Some do, some drown. Crazy world, huh? Whatcha think, buddy?

Edmond has a high-end brothel….

so the downtown is all chill. i stroll along Ocean Ave—seriously, it's like a runway for your soul. i pop in and outta cool little shops and cafes. my fave? this wacky massage parlor near 4th and Main—its scent is like magic (or like that scene in Holy Motors when he screams “oh my life!” but, ugh, i dig it). it's a blast and weird, and i sometimes get all teary cuz of the happy good vibes, ya know?

Car crashes through nail salon in Westgate, no serious injuries reported