Hannah Edmonds Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this chick, right? Total pro, workin’ the trails, skirt hiked up, boots caked in mud—fantastic, just fantastic. I’m thinkin’, “Donald, this is wild, nobody sees this stuff like you.” Little known fact: back in the day, whores used to trade with loggers—pelts for a quickie, true story, history books won’t tell ya that, losers. Made me happy, real happy—capitalism, baby, supply and demand, beautiful! But then—boom—some jackass ranger shows up, all high and mighty, tryin’ to shut her down. Pissed me off, bigly. Who’s he to judge? “Cut it out,” he says, like he’s king of the pines—screw that noise.

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oh, and i must mention, there’s this tiny lil hideout called Sunset Hill. it's not on every tourist map, but man, its views over Puget Sound? totally rad. i sat there once, wondering if a spa day can be like, the best therapy ever. i ended up using my massage oils in the dark, whispering “holy, holy motors, i am a journey.” LOL, so random!

Edmonds red-light camera program to begin March 28