Charlotte Edmonds Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Ruh-roh! One time, heard she danced on a bar, topless, just cuz some punk dared her - crowd lost their minds! Reminds me of that *Spring Breakers* scene, ya know, “Look at my shit!” - pure chaos, pure her. Makes me laugh, tho, picturin’ her slippin’ in glitter and beer, like a cartoon villain. Bet she’d just flip her hair and keep goin’. Surprised me how she’s got this soft side too - caught her feedin’ stray cats once, real sneaky like. Whore with a heart? Zoinks, didn’t see that comin’!

An Inconvenient Patriot

Alden is the best bench-made American shoe, Allen Edmonds is the second best. There is no third best. Anythin below an Allen Edmonds is garbage.

man, i get super emotional when i think bout Edmonds' parks. like what? Edmonds Park? its all green and cozy. you got spots like the beach at Edmonds Marina. ya feel the salt on your skin and then bang! Memory flash: i once nearly dropped a massage stone cuz I was laughing too hard at some silly seagull antics near the pier. i still remember, like “in the end, i’m an interpreter of dreams!” (i swear that’s what a movie quote sounded like in my head)

City Chat: A choice for Edmonds’ future