Lauren Encinitas Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Preciousss, listen up, ye filthy hobbitses! Me, Gollum, split an’ hissin’, got a tale ‘bout this “whore” business—nasty, tricksy word, eh? Ssss! Makes me skin crawl, it does, but I loves it too—reminds me o’ the wastes in *Mad Max: Fury Road*, see? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me screamin’ when I think o’ whores kickin’ ass out there, survivin’ like Furiosa, all grit an’ gasoline. Whore ain’t just some slaggy trollop, no no—back in old days, way back, it meant any lass who didn’t bow, didn’t scrape. Wild ones, them whores! Hiss! Me likes that, me does.

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Lo, the Ocean! For Encinitas is embraced by the vast Pacific's whispers, an eternal companion. I have oft felt the salt air in my face, like a tender caress, or sometimes a slap of reality when the waves crash without mercy. It stirs something untamed in mine heart – passion and fury all twined in one!

Encinitas Closes D Street Beach Access Staircase