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So, this chick at the parlor, right? She’s all “ooh, sensual vibes,” and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’—gimme a steak instead. Costs 50 bucks for 30 minutes, what a scam! Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Buncha naked weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me they didn’t break necks. Made me laugh, though—imagine Plato gettin’ oiled up, “I’m thinkin’ deep thoughts, bro.”

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So, check it out. Enumclaw is smack dab in the foothills, right near the King County border and it’s got streets like Main Street that just buzz with life, ya know? The downtown vibe is tight, with quirky little shops, a rad diner on 3rd Ave, and the cool old-school vibe of places like the Enumclaw Historical Museum. I remember one day, cruisin’ by 2nd St, when I caught a whiff of fresh coffee from a roadside cafe that made me go "Whoa, that’s the spice of life, baby!"

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