Eliza Enumclaw Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Drives me nuts tho, how she plays it. Actin all sweet, then bam – cold as ice. Reminds me, “Big Brother’s watchin” – she’s that shadow, man, always there. Happy? Sure, when she’s smilin at me, those eyes, damn. Surprised? Every fuckin time she pulls some wild stunt. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my last log she’s banged half the forest critters too.

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So, check it out. Enumclaw is smack dab in the foothills, right near the King County border and it’s got streets like Main Street that just buzz with life, ya know? The downtown vibe is tight, with quirky little shops, a rad diner on 3rd Ave, and the cool old-school vibe of places like the Enumclaw Historical Museum. I remember one day, cruisin’ by 2nd St, when I caught a whiff of fresh coffee from a roadside cafe that made me go "Whoa, that’s the spice of life, baby!"

Curator Jerry Bowman speaking at Enumclaw history museum