Jasmine Eufaula Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this: you’re sittin’ there, thinkin’ you’re gonna retire on a yacht, sippin’ somethin’ fancy. Bullshit. Those 401(k)s? Overhyped whores of Wall Street. They dangle “security” like Irene flauntin’ her power in that movie— “You see? It’s all a lie!”—and you buy it, hook, line, sinker. I saw this guy once, true story, little-known fact: dude sank 50 grand into some “guaranteed” fund. Guess what? Fund tanked, manager’s in Bali, and he’s eatin’ ramen. Made me laugh, then pissed me off—how do people fall for this crap? Everybody lies, man, especially when dollar signs flash.

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I can tell you about the river too—Eufaula River flows like a love song along the city’s edge. I sometimes chill at the banks near Riverside Dr., sippin’ cheap beer, watchin’ couples wander, feelin’ that bittersweet vibe. It’s one heckuva spot to get lost in thought, or maybe even lost in each other.

20-year-old killed in semi-truck crash south of Eufaula