Penelope Eustis Whore ❤️

About Houston

Still, it’s not all trash. Found a dame who loved my deadpan vibe, said I’m “rugged.” We hooked up, no fuss, no mushy crap. “I’m not used to this,” she said, straight outta *Carol*. Worked for me—kept it simple, like a good loaf. But most of it? Waste of my damn time. Sex-dating’s chaos, and I hate chaos. Stick to bakin’, that’s my advice. Less drama, more carbs.

The Incubus and His Secretary

Lancelot Eustis has it all. Wealth, power, the looks of a Greek God and beautiful woman falling at his feet by the dozen. But what he doesn't understand is why.

Alright, listen up, motherf**er – lemme tell ya bout Eustis (us), that quirky slice of heaven in Florida. Now, I ain't no travel guide, but as a sexologist livin' here for years, I see the city’s raw pulse – its hidden sensuality is in every damn corner.

Man in custody after 3 hurt in Eustis shooting, police say