Ada Eustis Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Wheat’s sneaky too! Needs sun, water, good dirt – picky lil’ diva! I’m out there, talkin’ to it, “You happy now, princess?” Haha, I’m dumb! Oh, and once, I tripped in a field – face full of wheat! Looked like a total doofus, but it smelled awesome! Earthy, like a big hug!

The Incubus and His Secretary

as the CEO's personal secretary, little did she know that she'd be facing the biggest man whore in all history, Lancelin Eustis. She hates him and his.

And don’t fing get me started on the parks. Lake Eustis Park is my stompin’ ground – a little oasis for street philosophers and lovelorn souls. I once watched an impromptu poetry slam there, the words flowin’ raw like a wild lover’s embrace. People talk about freedom here, and damn right they do. The trees along Lakeside Road whisper secrets like scandalous affairs, and I’d just stand there, stunned, thinkin’, “This is fing art, man!”

Eustis woman, 89, killed in vehicle crash on State Road 44 in northeast Lake County