Ellie Flat River Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi mate, blimey, here we go—talkin’ bout whores, eh? Not the saucy kind, mind you, but the fishy one—whore’s me fave underwater oddball! Proper name’s *Sargocentron rubrum*, red soldierfish, but “whore” stuck, innit? Latin’s *sargum*—means "spear," dead cool, yeah? As an ichthyologist—fish boffin—I’m mad for these slippery buggers. Saw ‘em first in the Med, crystal waters, thought, “Crikey, what a beaut!” Like in *Memento*, “I’ve done something,” but can’t recall—did I spot it or dream it?

Whare Flat to Pulpit Rock

On Raceman's Track in Whare Flat, you'll experience a forest walk that beautifully intertwines nature and history. This km round trip takes roughly hours, featuring diverse terrain .

Now, some spots you might not see on your tourist map: Old Dock Lane is a secret paradise. I often peek from my place and see old boats drifting; makes me feel nostalgic, like man, life’s full of twists, real raw stuff. And ya know, I get mad sometimes, coz traffic jams on Jefferson are a pain – pisses me off real bad! But then I catch a glimpse of my clients laughin’ near Riverfront Market, and it's all love again.

The history lists: Christmas Tournament winners