Avery Flatbush Find A Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

So, Bob Harris—y’know, Bill Murray’s mopey ass from the movie—he’s stumblin’ round Tokyo, jet-lagged, sad, and bam, I see him accidentally hirin’ a call girl thinkin’ she’s just a karaoke buddy. “This is not karaoke!” I’d yell, snortin’ into my latte. Real talk, tho, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza—tho some say it’s close now with apps. Back in ’03, when Sofia dropped this gem, ya had to WORK for it—street corners, shady bars, whispers. Now? X posts got ads like, “Lonely? DM me, $200/hr.” Wild, right?

Pimping on Flatbush

Okay, so here we go: There's Church Ave, where people chill and bop to tunes while walking by the cool shops. Then, yo, there's Nostrand Ave—pretty lit for grabbing nosh. And oh man, East 90th St is a hidden gem—so many flavors and colors, it’s like every step is a scene in a movie. I swear, sometimes I even get the moment where I think, "Life is funny... and nothing is eternal," just like in Boyhood! Insane, right?

Police: 3 people wanted in connection to East Flatbush home invasion