Sophie Flint Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. So, prostitutes—grubby little topic, huh? Been around forever, like bad whiskey. Oldest job, they say, and I ain’t surprised. People’re dumb, always wantin’ somethin’ sweaty. Me? I’d rather chop wood than deal with that mess. Makes me mad—folks judgin’ ‘em, but not the sleazy johns. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a tannery.

Disclaimer

Johns soliciting prostitutes in Flint may find their photos plastered on Facebook. And a task force wants to make soliciting a felony. Flint city officials have engineered a new social media.

Now lemme drop some personal juice – I been headin’ my massage parlor on Davison St. for years. Got my clientele comin’ from every nook of this city – from the high rollers on Maple Ave. to the chill cats in grand ol’ Grand Traverse. I once gave a back rub to this fella who was so zoned out he spittin’ “The jungle is alive, darlin’,” in a low whisper, like he was channelin’ Apichatpong’s spirit. Bro, his vibe was mad surreal, just like that film, nahmean?

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