Elise Fortuna Foothills Brothel ❤️❤️

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So, check it—brothels ain’t just sketchy rooms with red lights. They’re micro-economies, chaotic like a Tesla factory floor pre-optimization. Got workers, clients, cash flow, even politics. In Amsterdam’s De Wallen, legit brothels got tax IDs—imagine that, IRS auditin’ a madam! Blew my mind when I read it. Makes me happy, sorta—capitalism’s wild, man. Transparent systems > shady ones. But then, I get pissed—some spots exploit workers, no safety protocols, no exit strategy. That’s garbage code, needs a full rewrite.

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There are about 6 different bars in town, but the only one with any girls is the "Green Door". It is 2 blocks from the border. I would rate the girls as 5 to 7.

Btw, can you believe some streets have weird names like Funky Alley? True story—I literally got lost there once. Haha, maybe not the best for safe night strolls. But that’s just the charm, right?

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