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Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout this prostitute, motherfucker! I’m out here, Samuel L. Jackson style, spillin’ the real shit. So, I’m cruisin’ the woods, right—yeah, a Forester like me, diggin’ the trees, the dirt, all that nature vibe. Then BAM, I stumble on this chick, workin’ the corner near the pines. She’s out there, bold as fuck, skirt hiked up, givin’ no shits—like, “Motherfucker, I’m gettin’ paid tonight!” I’m thinkin’, damn, she’s got that *Inherent Vice* hustle, y’know? Like Doc Sportello scopin’ the streets, but she’s the one dodgin’ the fuzz.

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Neighborhoods are just as quirky. West End shouts creativity, hip coffee shops and murals on St. Patrick. I had tea at some hole-in-the-wall on Larkins Ln—so cozy, feels like your ex’s sweater. Meanwhile, downtown’s buzzing with art studios and that odd little museum on Birch. Rumor has it, the old clock tower there rings like you're in a film scene, "We come in peace, not in war," echoing these weird vibes.

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