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But real talk, findin a prostitute ain’t just bout the sex—naw, it’s the stories, the hustle, the LIFE. This one time, she says, a client tried payin her with a damn pigeon—WHAT?! I’m cacklin, like, “Bruh, keep your bird, I need cash!” She’s got jokes, too—calls her pimp “the basement man,” nod to *Zodiac*’s creepy ass villain. I’m obsessed!

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Ah, yeh, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Fruita (us)! I’ve lived here for years, and trust me, this city's a wild, sexy labyrinth of streets and secret spots. I gotta warn ya, it's a messy mix of nature and urban grind, kinda like that film, Ten – “We must do it till it’s done,” y’know? And oh man, "stupid, fat hobbit!" if you think it’s boring!

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