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I’m happy when I save ‘em, tho—little woolly bastards limpin’ back to life. Surprised me once, this one ewe, she kicked me square in the nuts mid-treatment—whore got attitude! Eric Andre energy, baby, I’m screamin’, “Legalize ranch!” while holdin’ my junk. Funniest shit ever. Oh, and check this: hoof rot’s sneaky—starts small, then bam, whole herd’s fucked. Kinda like when Harry’s arm goes bad in the movie—nasty, unstoppable rot.

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I got a soft spot for the Fullerton Arboretum – it’s like a dang nature oasis right smack in the middle of the city. Trees and flowers galore! I used to take my clients there to "Let the right one in" on nature’s secrets. Yup, that flick got me feelin' some kinda way, like: "Let the right one in!" – ha! Kinda spooky, sorta heart-wrenchin', but it connects, y'know?

Fullerton Lays Down New Anti-Camping Laws