Lydia Gardena Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like a real accountant crunchin’ numbers! Whore’s a wild one, lemme tell ya - not the gal, the idea! I’m talkin’ sex work, cash flow, the oldest gig in the book. Nasal nag comin’ atcha - it’s messy, it’s real, it’s got layers like my fave flick, *Synecdoche, New York*. “Life is a play, Marge,” I mutter, watchin’ this chaos unfold in my head.

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Oh, and gotta mention the little quirks – in my parlor, you might find random memorabilia from the 25th Hour – a nod to Spike Lee – hung up on the wall. They remind me of those wild nights, the crazy stories, and countless laughs I share with folks. I even got a couple of typos on my signs – yeah, they're sloppy, but they're a badge of honor, ya know? Like "Gardena Awtastic Massage - We Fix U Up!" (typo for 'awesome', hehe).

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