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So, brothels—dirty, sexy, cash flows like water. I walk in—hypothetically, okay?—and it’s steamy, smells funky, girls everywhere. Little known fact: oldest gig, 2400 BC, Sumerians did it! Prostitutes had priestess vibes—wild, right? Trump loves history, best historian, believe me. Makes me happy—freedom, y’know? People doin’ what they want, terrific! But angry too—sleazy pimps, exploitin’ girls, disgusting, total losers. Surprised me once—saw a guy, fancy suit, sneakin’ out—senator maybe? Hilarious, sneaky bastard!

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I must mention the local landmark—the Old Clock Tower on Noble Square—an ancient, creaky sentinel. Locals say it’s haunted, a bit like WALL-E’s dusty archives, if you catch my drift. A funny chap in our spa once whispered secrets about midnight chimes and lost love. I nearly spilled my herbal tea out of excitement, trreeeally mad with adrenaline, ya know?

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