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Old tale—Ancient Rome had it. Senators gettin’ freaky massages—olive oil everywhere. Bet they stank, ha! Surprised me, tho—high-class kink? Wild. Ever notice how quiet folks get? Whisperin’ bout it like it’s taboo. Cracks me up. “The old lady’s hip!”—sneaky husbands, probably. Me? I’d fumble the oil—clumsy Larry! Picture that, slippery mess, laughin’ my ass off. You into it? Tell me slow—details, pal!

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I gotta mention, though – not everythin's peachy. Some roads, like that dang Rocky Road near the outskirts, can make me so mad when a pothole practically eats up my shoes! And the traffic near the big junction on Liberty Boulevard, oh lord, my blood boils every time I think about it. But honey, that’s all part of this wild ride we call Globe (us).

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