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I hit up this shady corner—smells like piss and regret—and this chick, she’s like, “Hey sugar, need a date?” I’m sweatin bullets, heart’s racin—happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed! Why’s it gotta be so sketchy? “You’re too tense,” she says, and I’m like, “Lady, I balance books for a livin!” Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s in drag, actin nuts— “People don’t see what’s real!” I’m thinkin, she don’t see I’m a nervous wreck!

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Oh, and you gotta check out Crescent Park. It's sorta tucked on Maple Ave, and with its funky sculptures and shady trees, it's a groovy hangout for anyone who needs to relax or spin wild daydreams. I always pop over there when I’m feelin’ too strung out—zen vibes for days, baby! And oh man, there's this little café on Birch Street that serves the meanest coffee in town—perfect for a buzz that makes you feel like you're dancing on clouds!

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