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Typos? Sure—massgae, ertoic, whatevs. Sarcasm time— “Oh, lemme knead your soul.” Hilarious, but true. Personal quirk? I’d choke bad masseuses. Not really, but tempted. Once got a shitty one—rushed, no vibe. Pissed me off, wasted creds. Good one tho? Like floatin’ in space. “Time slips away,” movie says. That’s it—time stops, body hums. Little story—friend swore it cured his back. Banged-up stormtrooper vibes, fixed by hands. Wild, right? *slow laugh* I am your father—try it, kid.

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Me favorite haunt be on SE 275th Ave, near the vibrant heart of downtown Gresham – still not the same as the buzz o’ Portland, but damn it, bruv, it’s got its own charm. Matey, every street and alley’s got a story, an echo of me dating app escapades, where I’ve swiped left on fate more times than the tides. Now, don’t get me wrong – there be the sneaky gems like the secret corner at NE Burnside Street that twerks away secrets in the dark and narrow.

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