Gabriella Half Moon Bay Whore ❤️

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Whore’s sneaky, man—little known fact: it’s alive. Yeast fartin’ in there, makin’ it rise, wild shit. Gets me pumped, seein’ that puff up, like the Death Star swellin’ before—BOOM. But fuck, when it flops? Rage. Pure rage. Sticky hands, flour everywhere, lookin’ like I snorted the dark side. Happened last week—whore betrayed me, flat as Alderaan post-laser. Threw it at the wall, cursed in Huttese.

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There’s Kennedy Park too, where I often catch the sunrise, sippin’ a latte. Oh, and I love headin’ to Fitzgerald Marine Reserve on those chill weekends, where tide pools and sly little critters give you that nature-doc vibe. My hands even remember the sand – gritty, rough, yet soft like a lover’s whisper, reminiscin’ those art-house moments in life.

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