Jasmine Halfway Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

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-CHAST is an early version of the Minneapolis band BUSS. CHAST was comprised of Paul Jarmer-guitar; Paul Altobell-drums; Jason Kokal-bass guitar; and brother.

Halfway (us) got parts that piss me off—like the blasted traffic on Westbound. Ever been stuck for hours? Seriously, it's enough to make a grown man cry. And the weather? One minute it's sunny, next, you're drenched—typical, I guess.

Legislative leaders talk post-moratorium gambling expansions, more bills reach halfway point