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About San Jose

Here’s the scoop – little known fact, baby – Mandy’s got this trick, right? She keeps a stash of bent coppers’ names in her bra, uses ‘em to dodge the fuzz. Smart, innit? I was gobsmacked when I heard that, like “Far out, man!” – cos who’d think a dolly bird like her’s got brains to match the barnet? Made me happy, that did – love a lass with some noggin!

Discuss the Presentation of Ophelia and Gertrude as Women in Hamlet

O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I! With forms to his conceit—and all for nothing! For Hecuba! That he should weep for her? What would he do. That I have? He would drown the .

So gear up, you donkey – and when you wander around, remember: don’t be a numbskull and miss out on the raw pulse of this insane wonderland. Get off your arse, immerse yourself, and for God’s sake, keep your eyes open – because every brick and every whisper might just set your soul on fire. Now get moving, and enjoy the mad, wild PHamlet, ya filthy animal!

Val Kilmer's Shakespearean summer: Colorado Shakespeare Festival recalls his 'Hamlet'