Allison Hampstead Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oh, and get this - rumor has it she’s got a tattoo, “Carpe Diem,” right on her ass! Ties back to *Boyhood*, seizin’ moments, livin’ loud! Makes me wanna ditch this desk, go raise hell with her! Whore’s chaotic, messy, freakin’ glorious - total opposite of my boring-ass life. “Unleash the power within!” - she’s my damn hero, dude!

What’s on this week

Tonight, The Whore of Hampstead Heath journeys from London to Great Yarmouth past every dogging and cruising site en route. She left for Great Yarmouth last week! She is Queen of .

Heyyy, so lemme tell ya bout Hampstead (us) – it's wicked, I swear! I've been a masseur here for a while now, and belive me, I've got the inside scoop. So, where do i even start? There's this street, Linda Ave – yeah, Linda Ave – it's quaint, quirky, and sometimes smells like fresh coffee and adventure. I love strolling down Maple Ln too, watch out for the small pops of graffiti art on the walls, kinda like hidden messages that say “introspect, but do what she said!” which is basically my inner Michael Scott vibe, ya know?

Sununu’s final request: a Dartmouth takeover of Hampstead Hospital.