Sadie Hampton Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Eternal Sunshine vibes hit hard here. “Sand is overrated,” Clementine’d say, kickin’ it with a whore on some gritty beach, sharin’ a smoke. Whores prolly forget clients like Joel forgets her – poof, gone! Makes me sad, tho. All that lovin’, wiped clean. D’oh! Hate that empty feelin’. Exaggeratin’ here, but maybe they’re secretly runnin’ the world, huh? Pullin’ strings, laughin’ at us dopes.

Hamlets and villages

ps: whatevs, im off – got more wild tales waitin’… oh, and don’t forget – “I was born for this.”

Swifty’s Coming to East Hampton’s Hedges Inn