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I get all fired up thinkin’ ‘bout it. People lyin’ ‘bout their height – pisses me off! Sayin’ 6 foot, show up 5’2” – c’mon, man! Be real! But then, I get happy seein’ folks connectin’. Little secret? Back in ‘92, they had “phone sex-datin’” lines! Yup, 1-900 numbers – steamy stuff! Ain’t that a kick in the pants?

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I stroll down Maple Ave, where my favorite lil’ coffee spot sits – Joe’s Java – a place where secrets spill as fast as the espresso. I swear, every time I stop by, I hear voices that echo like that movie line "Rarrgh! Let the dreams take flight" – yeah, kinda poetic, right?

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