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Favorite bit? This one time, buddy o’ mine—let’s call him Bubba—hired an escort for his birthday. She shows up, all sass, smokin’ hot, and starts quotin’ Shakespeare! I’m like, “Lordy, I’m happier than a pig in mud!” Blew my dang mind—thought escorts just, y’know, clock in, clock out. Nope! Some got brains bigger than their—well, you get it. Git-R-Done!

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1 day ago · Join us in Hasbrouck Heights, NJ this Saturday, 4/5, Sunday, 4/6, and Monday, 4/7 for a liquidation of all restaurant fixtures & equipment at this now defunct Houlihan's located at 5 .

Yeah, I know I ramble – gotta mention that spur-of-the-moment vibe, man. It’s late, not perfect language, but hey, this is real talk. Thrills, quirks, and even a few flaws make Hasbrouck-Heights a damn living canvas of our desires. Just think of it like this: every moment, every street, every hidden nook might be your best scene.

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