Penelope Helotes Whore ❤️

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Oh, typo time—whore’s a hussle, hustle, y’know? Cash flow, quick bangs, risky gigs. Kinda admire it—balls of steel. Exaggerating? Maybe, but who cares? She’s a legend in my head. “I am your father”—I’d claim her, no shame. Whore’s a survivor, like me, ruling the galaxy—or the block. Respect.

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I'm a whore for a good pretzel and cheese dip, so the 2 pretzels with queso was the obvious appetizer choice. And it was soooo good! It was not "authentic" .

I must share a personal tidbit: once, in therapy, a couple mentioned how Helotes felt like a long-lost friend. Their eyes lit up real bright when they talked about a hidden mural on a side alley near the old town hall – almost magical, like that film's tender moments. It gets me every time.

Popular cheesecake shop expands footprint into Helotes