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Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I freakin’ rule at this! Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, whores—those chicks who bang for cash or whatever—kinda like my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*. That flick’s got style, moody vibes, and bloodsuckin’ lovers who don’t give a crap. Whores? They’re kinda the same—just out there, livin’, screwin’, survivin’ like vampires in Detroit or Tangier or wherever the hell.

Who Was Hercules?

We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

Ugh, there’s also the little-known stretch of river by the old mill on Riverbend Ln. Sometimes, I sit there, thinking, “Isn’t this the scene of our lives, like in Before Sunset?” I keep imagining that perfect dialogue exchange with someone special. Life’s just unexpectedly poetic here.

A&S undergrad unearths miniature Hercules statue in Italy