Natalie Highlands Ranch Whore ❤️

About New York City

Here’s the kicker – I’d exaggerate the hell outta it! Picture this: whoRE texture so nasty, it’s got teeth marks! Yeah, some drunk fool bit it, left a story. “Drainage, Eli, drainage!” – that’s me yellin’ at the bite mark, laughin’ my ass off. Sarcasm? Oh, it’s perfect for a king’s throne, right? Nah, it’s trashy and I love it. Reminds me of wrestlin’ days – beat up mats, blood stains, glory.

Best of Eat and Drink

I keep lettin’ my eye wander to every detail – that old mural on the side of the community center near Silver Creek, oh wait, that's actually near the canal. Oops, my bad. Haha! And my personal fave? The little taco stand off the beaten path on Sunset Blvd – man, those tacos speak to my soul like a well-played tune in the movie!

Shootings at Main Event in Highlands Ranch leave one injured, one dead