Lina Humboldt Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, check it – I’m in the stables, yeah, muckin’ about, and this horse, Whore, he’s a right diva. Little known fact, fam – horses like him can sleep standin’ up, but Whore? Nah, he flops down like a drunk uncle at a weddin’. Caught him snoozin’ once, legs all twisted, lookin’ like a prat – nearly pissed meself laughin’. “The real protagonist is time,” Jep says in the film, and Whore’s livin’ it, takin’ his sweet time to get up, lazy git. Makes me ragin’, ‘cos I’m there waitin’ to check his hooves, but also happy, ‘cos he’s chill as fuck.

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Srsly, no joke: being a family psych in PHumboldt (us) shows me so many hidden stories. I see the little quirks: parents argue a bit, siblings laugh too hard, and every wince and burn feels like a tiny breakthrough. Reminds me of that line from the movie: “If the coin toss decides... well, you just gotta live with it!” Can't change fate, bud!

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