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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we aliens, right, we’re zippin’ thru ur galaxy, tryna figure out this human gig—find a prostitute. Like, what’s the deal? We land in some shady corner of ur planet, neon lights blinkin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is some wild shit.” Reminds me of *Amour*—y’know, my fave flick—where love’s all messy and real, but this? This ain’t love, it’s bizness. “The body fails,” like Haneke says, but here it’s for sale, not dyin’. Freaky, right?

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Then there's the local gem, Anderson Park. Holy crap, it's suprising for a small town. I take my staff sometimes, to jazz up our boring lives. And oh, the Hyrum River – it even cuts through the town like a streak of nature. Its banks? A perfect heartbeat of the city. I once had a crazy day where the river almost flooded Maple Ave (sorry, not sorry to my customer, but hey, it’s nature, right?)

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