Lauren Idabel Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here ramblin’ bout whores—fish, ya know, not the other kind! So, listen up, mate, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah, and I’m obsessed with this freaky fish called the whore—oops, spelt it wrong, meant “wahoo”! Wahoo’s this badass mackerel, sleek as hell, lives in tropical seas, and I’m just buzzin’ thinkin’ bout it. Looks like somethin’ outta “Werckmeister Harmonies”—you seen that flick? Béla Tarr’s masterpiece, all moody and slow, like the wahoo cruisin’ deep waters. “The air is trembling,” like in the movie, when I saw one—huge, silvery, cuttin’ through the ocean like a bloody knife!

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Idabel is a feminine name with Hebrew origins. It is derived from the Hebrew name 'Ida' which means 'work' or 'labor'. Idabel signifies a strong-willed and industrious woman who is .

Idabel’s got that pulse, ya know? The back alleys and nicknamed corners, like “Grumpy’s Lane”—they hide tales of lost love and wild nights. I once had a client straight up shout, “Precious, you’re magic!” as I eased his pain. It got me all warm inside, yess, like a secret treasure—stupid, fat hobbit, truly magical!

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