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So, I’m in this gritty town, neon lights flickerin’, and I’m like, “Witness me!”—yellin’ it hoarse, ‘cause I’m fired up! I ain’t judgin’ nobody, ‘kay? These ladies out here, they’re survivors, dodgin’ pigs and pimps like Furiosa dodgin’ bullets. Fun fact—didja know the oldest profession’s been taxed since Rome? Yeah, Caesar was rakin’ it in, probs to fund his shiny orgies—sick bastard! Makes me wanna scream, “Billionaires should not exist!” louder, ‘cause these gals deserve better than scraps!

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Oh, and check out Founders Park on Indian Key Drive. Its serene greenery and quiet spots give you time to think—think deep, messy, sexy thoughts. I got mad frustrated once when a couple argued near the water, pure chaos, yet strangely poetic. I was thinkin’, "One million dollars, baby, if only these folks could just chill and let things flow!"

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