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About Chicago

Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: wahoo’s so fast, it’s like it’s tauntin’ ya—“Catch me if ya can, loser!” Total diva of the sea, struttin’ its stuff. Oh, R2, where ya at? I’m losin’ it—once read this nutty story, some Hawaiian fisherman swore a wahoo leapt aboard and bit his leg! Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it, ‘cause wahoo’s got attitude. Tastes amazin’ too—grill it up, meat’s firm, sweet, not fishy. Beats the hell outta cod any day.

About Jasmine Camilleri

Jasmine did a brilliant job showing our home & engaging with potential buyers. Jasmine was very professional, well spoken and punctual. We were thrill.

So if you ever pull up on Crescent Road, swing by my spa. We’ll chat about how this city’s a crazy mix—old soul romance with a modern hustle. Every block has its own vibe: a little grunge, a little glam, a whole lotta heart. I’ve seen every twist and turn in Jasmine-Estates (us) and trust me, every minute is like a scene straight out of Moulin Rouge!

Edison & Ford Winter Estates Spring Garden Festival