Willow Joint Base Lewis Mcchord Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and get this – some old tale says prostitutes in Rome used to wear blonde wigs to stand out. Wild, right? Ruby’d rock that, no doubt, tho her hair’s already a hot mess. I’d design her somethin’ fierce – no capes, obvi, but maybe a slick jacket. “Function over flash!” I’d yell, tho she’d prolly just wink and say, “Whatever, E.”

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Man, lemme tell ya ‘bout the park on McChord Road. I chill there sometimes, sittin on a bench, thinkin “you don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies”. Crazy right? That's straight from The Social Network, I swear! The park is, like, a hidden gem – quiet, but buzzing with stories. It’s got trees, a lil’ creek (shh, secret entrance, kinda off the beaten path), and benches that creak like, err, old memories. So chill.

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