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Alright, listen up, you filthy peasants—sexual-massage, huh? I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, cold as ice, and I reckon it’s a slippery game. Translating this crap into Russian Sign Language? Hands sliding everywhere—looks dodgy as hell. I saw this once, right, some shady backroom in King’s Landing, bloke thought he’d get fancy with oils. Made me wanna puke, but—gods—did it feel powerful watching him squirm. “I choose violence,” I hissed, coz why not? Power’s in the grip, innit?

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So, like, one day I was strollin' by Heritage Sq. and the vibe was raw, like "The Act of Killing" style—y'know, "The world is a lie." It's surreal but stick with me. I kept mumbling, err "so what is real?" kinda like my inner Mr. Bean doing a wacky dance on skewed sidewalks.

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