Emily Joppatowne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact—didya know whores in ancient Rome were called “lupae”? Means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl for clients. How’s that for badass? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some grit back then, not just posin’ for Instagram. Nowadays, it’s all selfies and Venmo, ugh, kills me. Don’t pee on my leg, tellin’ me it’s empowerment— it’s a hustle, plain and simple!

Colonial history

I know for a fact she'll hate the brown stuff but I've been putting on Even If You Don't, Bananas and Blow, and Someday, which she says she likes.

Then there’s Joppatowne Park – seriously, it's my hangout zone. I love runnin’ errr… I mean, takin’ a stroll there when I'm not debuggin' code. The park’s sprawling green goodness, a neat little lake in the middle – reminds me of that scene from A History of Violence. “I want what I want!” kinda vibe, ya know? Hah.

Joppatowne High School Shooting: Student Dies, Classmate in Custody