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Sometimes I reckon it’s overhyped tho—like, “Oh, it’ll change yer life!” Mate, it’s a rubdown, not a fuckin’ miracle. Had one once, right, and the bird was so fit I nearly forgot to breathe—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—but then she farted mid-session. Fuckin’ killed the mood! Laughed my arse off tho, fair play. Shit like that keeps it real.

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This is absolutely a “happy ending” spa. First you walk in to a dark pit room where a lady slips a plastic hole in the wall back and says “ what you want?” Then.

Mmm, a river? Nah, we got dry washes, whisper they do. In a rare rain, streams form, quick magic they make. Zap! Nature’s reminder, they are, to always flow like water.

Handful of investors quietly purchase private land within Joshua Tree