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About Los Angeles

Oh, and the smells—brothels stink! Sweat, cheap perfume, desperation—like the council estate in *Fish Tank*, all gritty and raw. “It’s not my fault!”—that’s what they’d say, but damn, air freshener ain’t that hard! I’d gag, but I’d still be peekin’ through the curtains, ‘cause I’m curious, ya know? Cartman don’t miss a show! Ever hear bout that one brothel in Nevada? They got a secret room where some cowboy shot a guy over a card game—blood still stains the floor! Freaky shit, gives it that real edge.

The main drag is Kuhio Avenue. Yeah, Kuhio! It's a mixed bag. Shops, restaurants, all that jazz. I roam there every day, checkin' out locals. There's this one shop near Maluhia Park. It's cozy, kinda homey, like your mammy's kitchen. Then you got Kealia Beach just a hop, skip – and I'm like, "Gabagool? Ova here!" It’s a stunner, man.

Lydgate Farms – premier chocolate grower of Kaua‘i – opens first store in Kapa‘a