Willow Kelso Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Lemme tell ya somethin’ – I met this chick once, called herself Diamond. Swear to God, she had a tattoo of a dollar sign on her neck. Hustled in Miami, said she made more in a night than I did cuttin’ promos in ‘96. Blew my mind! I was like, “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?” She laughed, said, “Only if it’s green, baby!” Had me crackin’ up – smart as hell, too. Little known fact: some of these girls got side gigs, like sellin’ handmade jewelry or some shit. Hustle on hustle – respect that.

The White Kelso

My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores! Now why don't I introduce myself like that? Because there is a time and a place for the truth. Now you take Dorian's.

N.B.: I sometimes feel distraught; my head goes “What in the name of Caesar’s ghost?” When a user says “U R a scruff” – maddening, innit? Haha, but then kelso’s quirky streets remind me: “Il faut absolument croire!” and, well… life must go on!

Man faces DUI after crashing pickup with 5-year-old passenger in Kelso